So long, winter?

I've put away the scarves, stowed the down comforter and bought my spring and summer herbs for planting. The sun is shining, the grass is being mowed, I'm wearing flip flops. However, the tease that is Seattle spring will be plunging back into sloppy cold this next week, but for now we have a little taste of what summer is like - remember it?

In honor of Seattle's finickiness, I will write about one more late winter dish - something warm and filling that will maybe remind you of the summer flavors to come. Also, I've been meaning to write up this recipe for about a month now, and I never got around to it.

Squash and Kale Lasagna

Under normal conditions, I'm no fan of normal lasagna - something about the combination of ground beef and ricotta doesn't do it for me. However, vegetarian and vegan lasagnas have a special place in my heart. I remember the first time I had pumpkin lasagna - what, you mean lasagna doesn't need ground beef and tons of cheese? My heavens!

Don't worry, this one has tons of cheese. I made this after seeing a recipe in a magazine in a waiting room and because some of my non-meat-eating friends were coming over for dinner. Fortunately for me, and for them, I ended up prepping this the night before and baking it the day of - it was a time-consuming pain in the arse, but quite tasty, which is why its here and not on But I Suck At Cooking. Though, I certainly did try.

Adapted from Sunset Magazine

Ingredients
4 tablespoons olive oil
1 medium red onion, peeled and sliced
3 peeled garlic cloves (1 minced, 2 left whole)
2 cans (14 oz. each) crushed tomatoes
1 teaspoon dried oregano
Salt and Pepper
6 cups (about 2 lbs.) butternut or acorn squash, peeled and cut into 1/2-in. cubes
1/2 tsp. dried thyme
1 pound dinosaur kale, torn from stem
9 lasagna noodles
1 container (15 oz.) part-skim-milk ricotta cheese
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese, divided

1. Assemble ingredients in front of you. Lasagna noodles. Check. Dinosaur kale. check. Tomatoes. Check. Peeled, seeded butternut squash. Crap - mine's not peeled - why did I pay extra for squash that's only seeded. That's what I get for going for convenience. Whatever.

2. Ignore recipe and stick squash in 450º oven without peeling it or cutting into cubes. Hopefully, it'll scoop out after being roasted, because peeling butternut squash is a pain.

3. Make sauce - saute onions and garlic, and then add tomatoes and spices. Simmer forever until it's "thick."

4. Boil water and put kale leaves in for about 5 minutes. Forget about them and overboil. Forget to salt the water. Drain kale, chop, and then add some salt.

5. Boil more water. Add lasagna noodles. Remember to salt the water this time. Realize pot isn't big enough for lasagna noodles. Poke noodles until they relinquish their stiffness and fall into the menacingly hot water. Laugh evilly. Burn self with water accidently. Ow.

6. Remember butternut squash! Look in oven - parts are starting to singe. Realize that said squash is not squashy yet. Poke with form, splash some oil on it. Stare at it for another 20 minutes whiel sauce continues to simmer and you drain the defeated lasagna noodles.

7. Squish together ricott cheese, 1 cup of shredded mozzerella, the nutmeg and some salt.

8. Decide itse times to do something about the squash. Remove from oven. Its hot - try to remove from peel anyways. Burn self. Many times. Some parts are squishy. Some are rock hard, all are stringy. Make huge mess. Realize that even if you got all the squash out, there wouldn't be enough for the recipe. Remember leftover acorn squash from that weekend's dinner! Saved. Remove that from fridge and mash with the pitiful butternut squash. Acorn squash > Butternut squash.

9. finally, everything can be put together. Start spooning sauce onto bottom of 9x13 pan = there not going to be enough to fit. Grab smaller 7x11 pan. Sauce, noodles, squash, kale, ricotta mixture... wait... there's too much to fit!

10. Through fancy maneuvering and someone else's help, flip half-assembled lasagna into 10x14 pan. Way too big. Whatever.

11. Continue assembling. Whatever order, as long as there's lot of cheese on top.

12. Realize that this all took about 2 hours and hope that it doesn't suck.

13. Bake at 350º till its done. However long that takes.

Result: It doesn't suck! It's very tasty, in fact. You should probably follow the original directions, and not mine, but I would recommend the acorn squash over butternut.

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